Each morning, my creepy indian stalker (who I assume found my phone number via Facebook) sends me morning voicemails. Google voice does its best to translate.
That song just came on the radio and I have to say, I love hearing Britney Spears sing my lyrics, every single day. It never gets old,” she said. “I get so excited. It’s better than any drug when you hear Britney Spears sing a song your wrote.
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Jake’s directorial movie debut.
Stockton Street Skate: The unrated extended directors cut
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I hope it was Double Jeopardy for $2000, I totally would have gotten this one right
Who wants to tickle a baby polar bear?
I WANT TO TICKLE A BABY POLAR BEAR!
(Source: howswally, via laanasofia)
My pokeymans, let me show you them
- I got a level 33 Archen. He’s made of fossil. When he hits level 37 he will change into a Archeops and fly me around the world map
- My newly acquired Drilbur. She looks like she’s gonna turtle slap the shit outta me.
- Victini, cause its so cute
- My Zebstrika is an electric zebra I caught when he was only level 8, he’s level 33 now. OG kind of homie
- Sawbuck changes her antlers with the season changes. Right now she looks like Autumn leaves
- I named my Serperior Nagini. He’s pretty much the boss
(Source: massansf)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
